Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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