i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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