Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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