Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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