Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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