He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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