Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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