If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
this is an emotional support booty call
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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