Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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