you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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