I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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