never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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