we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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