He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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