I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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