So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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