How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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