physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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