great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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