At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
did you just send me my own nude
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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