Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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