Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
