Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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