Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
