North Korea, Best Korea!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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