did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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