if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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