ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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