random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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