Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
