You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Jerry, you need to find god
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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