if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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