I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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