Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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