shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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