I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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