He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
