nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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