i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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