think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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