we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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