He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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