ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
All the doctor said was why
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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