That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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