butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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