My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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