but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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