Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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