i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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