I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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