Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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