so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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