walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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