i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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