using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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