Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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