Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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